flesh of my flesh and mind of my mind

Things that are funny:

Making your spastic cat spin in circles until she's too dizzy to walk in a straight line and keeps tipping over in confusion. All because of that damn piece of string, which she just won't leave alone.

More pipe dreams

Right. More on the Joker-gets-a-pipe scenario. "Mercutio" won in the name contest, so Mercutio it shall be, unless a still better name comes to me (I reserve veto power on all names). In addition, unless it's much cheaper than I think it is, I shan't be getting the one at Manifest Station. This is simply because it's in Saratoga, which is notoriously expensive. Either I'll look in the Village, or I'll get one from the Internet. I was especially impressed by this site. Favorites include:

Corkscrew!

Twisty!

Nebula!

Frits!

And this one is just awesome: Puff the Magic Dragon!

So yeah, this is quickly becoming a major purchase for me. The price for Saratoga to beat is $20-$25 (before shipping).

Oh, and one more funny thing: My mom, then myself, then my dad all make really raunchy double entendres. My sister claps her hands to her ears and says, only half kidding, "I can not belong to this family!"

Yeah, we're that cool.

i don't practice santeria i ain't got no crystal ball

Oh, it's a double-your-Prozac night. I've been feeling bad for the past few days, but tonight's the worst I've been in a while.

Some would say that it's because your former best friend and one of the people you used to trust is back for a few days from a year in Russia and is having people over, yet somehow neglected to inform you of this. But we're trying to pretend that we don't care about that in the slightest, so we take extra pills, play shooting games to relieve aggression, and try not to think about anything more serious than what equipment to pick.

Fuck this for break. Get me back to my school.