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Nov. 9th, 2004 01:08 pmThe Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
This is up from last time... I got sent to the City of Dis last time I took this test.
Learning MORALS? At VASSAR? Say it ain't so!
Way overslept today, missed Movement again, and am still really tired.
But then there's this:

Ohhhh man.
Don't deny that sick feeling in your stomach you can't run from it
let it guide you into high view and move beyond the summit
from peeks to valleys speed through alleys if it's done quick
you'll have time to find the caves where the days are never sunlit
find the scriptures made by a society of blind men
who suggest the best directions where you most likely will find them
dead set on checkmates embracing a chess set
when bedspreads get wet they're left with the scent of death threats
in 7 seconds I'll become undone, I'm breaking through
if you're around by the time I reach number one I'm taking you
You're not the traveling type? Then hide your baggage better
before you die a normal death and write the average letter
about your internal furnace
and how life's a sexually transmitted disease that you contracted from her kiss
when a boy writes off the world it's done with sloppy misspelled words
if a girl writes off the world it's done in cursive
I'm searching for the cure
this is a sickness
can you hear me, love?
~non-prophets, "cure"~
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very High |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Very Low |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Moderate |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | High |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Moderate |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Moderate |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Low |
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
This is up from last time... I got sent to the City of Dis last time I took this test.
Learning MORALS? At VASSAR? Say it ain't so!
Way overslept today, missed Movement again, and am still really tired.
But then there's this:

Ohhhh man.
let it guide you into high view and move beyond the summit
from peeks to valleys speed through alleys if it's done quick
you'll have time to find the caves where the days are never sunlit
find the scriptures made by a society of blind men
who suggest the best directions where you most likely will find them
dead set on checkmates embracing a chess set
when bedspreads get wet they're left with the scent of death threats
in 7 seconds I'll become undone, I'm breaking through
if you're around by the time I reach number one I'm taking you
You're not the traveling type? Then hide your baggage better
before you die a normal death and write the average letter
about your internal furnace
and how life's a sexually transmitted disease that you contracted from her kiss
when a boy writes off the world it's done with sloppy misspelled words
if a girl writes off the world it's done in cursive
I'm searching for the cure
this is a sickness
can you hear me, love?
~non-prophets, "cure"~