consequence you'll see will be stranger than a gang of drunken mimes

Okay, here's the Plan For The Perfect Summer.

May 14: Dresden Dolls with Liz at Northern Lights.
Later in May: Gettysburg Trip, with whoever I can get to go along.
June 3-5: Gretchen graduation party with the whole family
June 6-18: Civil War filming at a top secret location. Don't ask questions on this, or I'll shoot you with the Springfield. I think Brandon is going to part of it, and if I can get Tyler too, well, so much the better. [thank you Julie]
Later in June - Mid July: Interning with Annandale Troupe in Poughkeepsie. Pay $200-$250/week. Live on campus (hopefully) or someplace inexpensive nearby.
July 30-31: Liberty Rifles event at Petersburg, VA.
July-August: Be a bum
Mid - Late August: Valley Arts festival in Amherst, MA, with Tyler and Gabe.
Very Late August Indeed: Back to school with money to live in the most awesome of TAs.
September 10-11: Liberty Rifles event at South Mountain, MD.

Plus, you know, bonfires, gigs, and parties.

Fingers crossed like FUCKING MAD that all shall come to pass.