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Brought over from Adun, this isn't a proper quiz, but I shall treat it as one!
According the St. Mary's Catholic Church, if 5 or more of these things describe you, you are considered to be gothic and need and an exorcism:
-Frequently wear black clothing.
-Wear band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wear excessive black eye makeup, lipstick, or nailpolish.
-Wear any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Show an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listen to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord.)
-Associate with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Show a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Show an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Take drugs.
-Drink alcohol.
-Are suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cut, burn or partake in any other method of self-mutilation.
-Complain of boredom.
-Sleep too excessively or too little.
-Are excessively awake during the night.
-Dislike sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demand an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spend large amounts of time alone.
-Request time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insist on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregard authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehave at school.
-Misbehave at home.
-Eat excessively or too little.
-Eat goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. (Bwahahahaha! And it's Count CHOCULA. And I used to live off that stuff as a kid)
-Drink blood or express an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watch cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
-Play videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Use the internet excessively and frequently make time for the computer.
-Make Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. [the devil horns IT BURNS IT BURNS]
-Dance to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Express an interest in sex.
-Masturbate
-Are homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursue dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wear pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claim to be a goth.
Color me hellbound.
In other news: rain is nice to listen to but not to walk to dinner in, telephone interviews for summer jobs are SCARY SCARY things, and I finally got IRT made up so I can patrol again.
Vespasian dies when I try to burn things onto CD, which is not good. Some very scary symbols pop up. Not to mention the beachball of death.
From dinner:
Meatwad: Camping! [rants on about this]. We gotta bring ***** with us.
Joker: You know she'd just start bitching about it.
Meatwad: Yeah, well then we club her in the face! [Makes clubbing motion, indicates teeth flying all over the place].
Joker [voice of *****]: "Morgan, you club like a pus-" [Mimes getting clubbed midsentance].
Meatwad: [spits Diet Coke all over his tray].
AND ONE MORE THING
It is Voting Time. Facial hair back, or not? Hair a different color? If so, which? VOTE NOW OR BE CLUBBED.
According the St. Mary's Catholic Church, if 5 or more of these things describe you, you are considered to be gothic and need and an exorcism:
-Frequently wear black clothing.
-Wear band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wear excessive black eye makeup, lipstick, or nailpolish.
-Wear any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Show an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listen to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord.)
-Associate with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Show a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Show an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Take drugs.
-Drink alcohol.
-Are suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cut, burn or partake in any other method of self-mutilation.
-Complain of boredom.
-Sleep too excessively or too little.
-Are excessively awake during the night.
-Dislike sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demand an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spend large amounts of time alone.
-Request time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insist on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregard authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehave at school.
-Misbehave at home.
-Eat excessively or too little.
-Eat goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. (Bwahahahaha! And it's Count CHOCULA. And I used to live off that stuff as a kid)
-Drink blood or express an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watch cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
-Play videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Use the internet excessively and frequently make time for the computer.
-Make Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. [the devil horns IT BURNS IT BURNS]
-Dance to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Express an interest in sex.
-Masturbate
-Are homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursue dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wear pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claim to be a goth.
Color me hellbound.
In other news: rain is nice to listen to but not to walk to dinner in, telephone interviews for summer jobs are SCARY SCARY things, and I finally got IRT made up so I can patrol again.
Vespasian dies when I try to burn things onto CD, which is not good. Some very scary symbols pop up. Not to mention the beachball of death.
From dinner:
Meatwad: Camping! [rants on about this]. We gotta bring ***** with us.
Joker: You know she'd just start bitching about it.
Meatwad: Yeah, well then we club her in the face! [Makes clubbing motion, indicates teeth flying all over the place].
Joker [voice of *****]: "Morgan, you club like a pus-" [Mimes getting clubbed midsentance].
Meatwad: [spits Diet Coke all over his tray].
AND ONE MORE THING
It is Voting Time. Facial hair back, or not? Hair a different color? If so, which? VOTE NOW OR BE CLUBBED.
