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I'm learning how to make a lot of drinks. So far, just your basic martini, two-ingredient, and shaken drinks, but there's more in the works.

I'm working a lot. God doesn't want me to mow, and broke the fucking ignition key for the tractor, then dumped rain on me while I was doing trim.

Must go to Kulak's and get some plants for tha Moms. It being her birthday yesterday and all.

Just put tick medicine on Eb, and he's pissed off.

I don't think my dog is going to make it though the summer.

my magic eightball told me, look out for people who smile too much...

Right, so, third edit for this entry... now we go on Sunday, I guess there were just a bunch of crossed wires and me getting all worked up, but with my history with guitar players, who's to blame me? Cause I'll whap you with something.

Dilemma - do I go or not? I don't know why I'm second-guessing all of a sudden. Scheduling and all.

Cast your vote. Does Geoff audition for the gothpunk band? I'm leaning yes, either persuade or dissuade me.

just got drunk-dialed by God: "I'd totally fuck a bartender!"

My results for that colorquiz thing that's making the rounds:

Your Existing Situation
Acts in an orderly, methodical, and self-contained manner. Needs the sympathetic understanding of someone who will give him recognition and approval.

Your Stress Sources
Wants a partner with whom he can share fully in an atmosphere of cloudless serenity, but his compulsion to demonstrate his individuality leads him to adopt a critical and demanding attitude. This introduces discord and leads to alternating periods of drawing closer and drawing apart, so that the ideal state he desires is not allowed to develop. Despite the urge to gratify his natural desires, he imposes a considerable self-restraint on his instincts in the belief that this demonstrates his superiority and raises him above the common herd. Discerning, critical and particular, having taste and discrimination. These qualities, combined with his tendency to judge things for himself and to express his opinions with authority. He enjoys the original, the ingenious and the subtle, striving to ally himself with others of similar taste who can help him in his intellectual unfolding. Desires admiration and the esteem of others.

Your Restrained Characteristics
Demanding and particular in his relations with his partner or those close to him, but careful to avoid open conflict since this might reduce his prospects of realizing his hopes and ideas. Conditions are such that he will not let himself become intimately involved without making mental reservations.


Your Desired Objective
Strives for a life rich in activity and experience, and for a close bond offering sexual and emotional fulfillment.

Your Actual Problem
Takes a delight in action and wants to be respected and esteemed for his personal accomplishments.

Your Actual Problem #2
Wants to act freely and uninhibitedly, but is restrained by his need to have things on a rational, consistent, and clearly-defined basis.


This quiz knows me pretty well, considering it didn't even take me out for dinner and a movie first....

Tabulating votes. Keep 'em coming. Much appreciated and all.

Here we go down that same old road again,
Sympathy unfolds the shell that holds,
All beauty within,
Here we go down that same old road again,

A memory, a regret, a hope?

Here we go down that same old road again,
Empathy controls the wind that blows,
And tickles our skin,

A memory, a regret, a hope, a stimulant?

Recent it seems, we must push on,
We must push on, though we bleed,
We must push on, we must push on?

All you need is a modest house in a modest neighborhood,
In a modest town where honest people dwell.
Making the cleanest energy,
For the greenest plants to grow,
In the richest soil that is drenched,
With the freshest rain,
Then you should sit in your backyard,
Watch clouds peak over the tallest mountain tops,
Because they unveil honest opinions about the stars.

We must push on, recent it seems,
We must push on, we must push on,
Though we bleed, we must push on, we must push on?

All you need is a modest house in a modest neighborhood