Now here's a fella who likes his melon!

I don't know what the hell he's talking about here, but I'm willing to bet it wasn't watermelon. Or, as the Nazi party would have it, aryanmelon. It's a good thing they lost the war, aryanmelon is a bit of a mouthful (no pun intended... or is it?) Enjoy while you can, Mr Hitler, you Nazi shithead.